zack pick up the phone
what up girl
my mom said i can sleepover saturday night! :)
wait one sec, my home phone keeps cutting in and out, switching to my cell phone
ok i can hear you now, can you repeat that?
(via neenuhbee)
i get really gay after midnight
Imagine turning gay like turning into a werewolf
“No, aah, don’t look at me! I’m…I’m turning GAY!”
*rainbow explosion*
“FABULOUS!”
This website, I swear
whaht if i used peanut butter as fake tan
what do you mena it looks like i smothered peanut butter all over my amrs it took me two wekes in spain to get this golden
you could at least use smooth peanut butter i mean really
i’ll kepe that in mind for hthe next time i covee r myself in peanut butter
(via kidswithhats)
wartortles
im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
(via sciencebrobruce)
